EATING MAC AND CHEESE
written by CMike
Sung to the melody of "Eating Goober Peas"
(Verse 3 is optional)


Verse 1:
    Gathered in the work camp, on a winter's day,
    Shiv'ring in the chow line, we heard somebody say
    Hey there Leader Harris, kindly, if you please,
    We really miss having good old mac and cheese!

        Pasta-cheddar, melt together,
        Eating mac and cheese
        The one thing we miss having
        Is good old mac and cheese!


Verse 2:
    When the slaves get roudy the warden has a rule:
    "Minimize their rations when they act a fool"
    But on the leader's birthday Ms. Harris will appease
    The freezing labor campers by serving mac and cheese!

        Cheap cheddar, melt together,
        Eating mac and cheese,
        The one thing we love eating
        Is good old mac and cheese!


Verse 3:
    Remember back in '20, when we had Orange Man
    Q said y'all stand ready, remember trust the plan
    So we all went to DC, to protest in the rain
    And those damned bastards shoved us on a train!

        Please please please please
        I miss mac and cheese
        I promise to be a good slave
        For a bite of mac and cheese!


Verse 4:
    Some day I'll leave this gulag when my thinking's right
    And as I build back better I think that I just might
    Trade some carbon credits and bitcoin guarantees
    For my very own box of People's Mac and Cheese!


        Fair-trade cheddar makes it better:
        Eating mac and cheese!
        If we can't have our freedom
        Then give us mac and cheese!
        If we can't have our freedom
        THEN GIVE US MAC AND CHEESE!